The Potions Class rules and regulations
will be of particular interest to new students.
The Automated Detention Dispenser is available to all - as often as necessary.
The Haiku, Hoedowns and Pants Game are mindless nonsense from the message boards.
(My Office is restricted and heavily guarded so don't bother trying to break in.)
I hope you enjoy your time at Hogwarts School
of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Remember that no matter who you are and no matter what your dreams and aspirations for this life may be, I genuinely look forward to being instrumental in making your exit from this school a suitably glorious one....
Professor Severus Snape